th3n00b
02-21-07, 04:43 PM
Why Randy Rhodes was the greatest guitar player ever.
Randy Rhodes cured aids and cancer with one riff from a solo he wrote on the back of a napkin at Red Robin. He single handedley killed hitler while he was still a sperm in his Dad's sack. Randy Rhodes would play a show and then he would dissapear into the night to fight crime, and rape. You could say, he raped crime. In the ass.
Randy Rhodes was a role model for young people. He took lot's of drugs, but he was impevious to them. The young people weren't and lot's of them died, but that's cause they were bitches.
Randy Rhodes once met Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, and Jack Bauer in a dark alley. He blew them all away with a cover of stairway to heaven and then while they were sitting there totally amazed he kicked them all in the nuts and ran away.
Randy Rhodes singlehandedley rid my town of homeless bums that were crapping on my driveway. Then he drank a 5th of vodka and passed out on my front lawn. He left a huge crap there, I guess just to let those bums know who was boss.
In short, Randy Rhodes is almost as awesome as Abe Vigoda, but not quite. I mean come on, ABE VIGODA? Sorry Randy, maybe it's better that your plane was shot down while you were smuggling sex slaves into America for "Asylum."
Randy Rhodes cured aids and cancer with one riff from a solo he wrote on the back of a napkin at Red Robin. He single handedley killed hitler while he was still a sperm in his Dad's sack. Randy Rhodes would play a show and then he would dissapear into the night to fight crime, and rape. You could say, he raped crime. In the ass.
Randy Rhodes was a role model for young people. He took lot's of drugs, but he was impevious to them. The young people weren't and lot's of them died, but that's cause they were bitches.
Randy Rhodes once met Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, and Jack Bauer in a dark alley. He blew them all away with a cover of stairway to heaven and then while they were sitting there totally amazed he kicked them all in the nuts and ran away.
Randy Rhodes singlehandedley rid my town of homeless bums that were crapping on my driveway. Then he drank a 5th of vodka and passed out on my front lawn. He left a huge crap there, I guess just to let those bums know who was boss.
In short, Randy Rhodes is almost as awesome as Abe Vigoda, but not quite. I mean come on, ABE VIGODA? Sorry Randy, maybe it's better that your plane was shot down while you were smuggling sex slaves into America for "Asylum."