Talk Is Cheap.

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a

beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass

in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.



"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from

the same one twice," he says.



The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass

into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces."Wull mate,

in Newzilland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we

don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.



The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws

His glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the

Kiwi. He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Strailya mate, we have so

many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the

same ones twice."

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Good one LB.

Bloody South African's were using us as a Staging point to get into Aussie. That loophole's been closed now. So both Aussie and NZ shouldn't get any more coming through! Aussies will still have to suffer kiwis' heading across the ditch though. I ain't one of them. I can handle going there for a holiday but wouldn't want to stay there. Aussies prolly wouldn't want me staying there either!

i lived in south africa for almost 4 years, i noticed how Aussies and New Zea-ssies are far bullied than anyone else. From Rugby matches, Cricket games and even Marathons.....its fookin funny.