Happy Birthday Mrs Han

:b/day i would just like to wish jinx aka mrs han a very happy birthday (or im fooked)

shes the best thing thats come into my life (including my son) and i wouldnt change a single thing in my life since

meeting her.

were getting hitched next year on the opening day of the world cup (fook) but its only the germans playing that day lol.

i lub joo baby.:hday

how do you know about the birthmark;ymca oops i forgot;gheyer

;2gunsjod

i thought it might have been a case of ants in my pants:spit

How sweet, han!!

Happy birthday, Chantal!! You deserve to have an awesome day for putting up with this guy! hehe!

:b/day
:cheering :flowers :cheering

yeah happpy birthday missus han!
from that guy who keeps interupting your solitaire/mahjong games!

Happy Beouffday, make sure he gets you something nice

;2gunsjod

:smoke

HAPPY BDAY!!! Now make han take you to dinner!

happy Bday Mrs.han !! Now make han get u some expensive Bling Bling !!

writes names...jod...pile...satman into the black book:nutkick

:neinkiss

have a happy :muff

Time to burn in hell!:devil

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .…
Baby work it

I met a real cutie
He had a nice tight booty
He seemed to be the freaky lover type
Let's cut right through the chase
C'mon and get a taste
You've got to face it
So that I can get hype

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .…
Baby work it, baby work it
Baby work it, baby work it ....

Before you can stick and move
You gotta grin in the groove
You know men are dogs
So go bark up somebody else's tree
Here boy come and get it

Come on and show ur able
And go below my navel
Don't be a tease just give me what I like
I'm full of freakiness
So give my cat a kiss
And make me purr
So we can do this right

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it
You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .…
Baby work it, baby work it
Baby work it, baby work it ....:fishtime

‘LUB Me For Fuck Sake’

if You Lub Me, Love Me For Nowt,
Except For Fuck Sake Only.

Don't Say ' I Lub You For Your Gob..............
You Cockeyed bitch.........

Your Way Of Speaking Engrish...............
A Sense Of Pheasants will come to noobsters anyday
For These Fookers May Change thee Diapers after viewing the X threads;
And Also The Lub For These Thongs.
You Neither Lub Me For My shalong;
By Wiping My Ass & Making My Cheeks Dry (wtf).
For One May Forget To Weep;

After A Comfort Long (ahem)........
But Lub For Fuck Sake;

That’s Forever........
Lub Me Till The End Of The Intraweb….


Shweeet Dipshit


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! How d'you put up with that mofo anyway? Oh and also make him a sandwich, he's practically wasting away.

Thanks for all the well wishes . I would like to correct Han that its not next year but this year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!To punnish him you are all invited on his expences:wife:wife:wife

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS MRS HAN :hday :b/day i know this thread is old but i get to use to default birthday thingys. They're gonna dry up and waste away if they arent used....SO HERE THEY ARE AGAIN :hday :b/day :hday :b/day HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1