Wacko

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>>> Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
>> > A: Because they aren't his!
>> >
>>
>> > Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
>> > A: Get out of my sun!
>> >
>>
>> > Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
>> > A: Throw him a buoy!
>> >
>>
>> > Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
>> > A: He thought it was a delivery service.
>> >
>>
>> > > Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
>> > A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
>> >
>>
>> > Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
>> > A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.
>> >
>>
>> > Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael
>> > Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away
>> > from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.
>> >
>>
>> > Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A.
>> > When the big hand touches the little hand.
>> >
>>
>> > Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
>> > A. Michael Jackson's hand.
>> >
>>
>> > Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
>> > dreams every night? A. Hanson.
>> >
>>
>> > Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
>> > A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
>> >
>>
>> > Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
>> > A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives
>> >
>>
>> > Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
>> > A: Two 5 year olds.
>> >
>>
>> > Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
>> > Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
>> > Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin?
>> > Janet: No, just a pizza and video
>> >
>>
>> > Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
>> > A: Michael Jackson
>> >
>>
>> > Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound
>> > racing?
>> > A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
>> >
>>
>> > Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
>> > A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids
>> >
>>
>> > FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs
>> > in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in
>> > his bedroom.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>> > Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
>> > A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.

The walmart incident was right here in g-wood. we had a very bizarre execution/murder there earlier that year and then a masked freak decides to go shopping? what an asshole

yeah dude, wtf

>>> Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
>> > A: Because they aren't his!


Ahahahahaa... I can't even get past the first one...