New noob drop in and say hi

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Hi my name is trillian and i actually was j/lo's nipple buffer on her video's.
Also like to add she is every bitch they say she is she let me squeeze her nipples and did not even give me a blow job when i got a hard on buffing her shit BITCH!:((

My name is hughjanus, and I uh....showered with trillian :(

Spanky and my Johnson has burn marks...

Hello I am here now, and will try to add to this site

I am an obsessive compulsive disorder type

I diagnosed myself recently, after hearing more and more about ocd

I have some advantages on the web that OCD gives me, like organizing info, finding the links you cant find, and seeing stuff you wouldnt notice

I have skills that should be put to good use

Webmaster would be a good step for me since i have wanted my own website for some time (help me get one, motivate me, instruct, advise me)

I will try to add some good stuff here

I have been my own boss/and business for 10 years now (not computer related)--but sometimes wish I had a computer related career

Programmers should get with me since i am an ideas guy, with code knowledge--have helped build websites--people see that I have a microscopic eye when it comes to details

Hi, I just came over here becuase Jesse told me to. I'm from littered and dancingmokey. I hope this one ranks with them.

Well another noob stoping in from littered:) so HI:)

Welcome guys make yourself at home, if you break anything....hide it then hide yourselfs, cos if spanky finds you , you are most likely gonna get spanked :)

You like to watch me spank my moonkey

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Hi. I'm Puptentacle. You can call me Pup. I'm a forum whore.

My name is moonkey and I fiddle with livestock

Hi i'm the new dork on the block, got any kids my age i can play with?

Hi, I've been puptentacle's stalker ever since he learned how to swallow.

Anal Marauder ?

;angryfire;2up:boid:gun

:smoke:smoke:smoke hehehehe

kinglesbian :
Hmm nice to see some ppl I recognize....Hullo ttb

You have me at a disadvantage, but hi :)

Hello everyone, I would first like to say that I plan to.....ohhhhhh, that dog has a puffy tail! Here puffy!

I'm stalking pup and ttb. I'm going to show them what true love is in a very real and caring way. All the way, b@llz deep.

Hello all. Some more littered trash to grace your presents.

:kneel
King B is with you all

Hi, I'm also droppin in from Littered, awesome idea for a forum, Im a crazy sumbitch

Hallow

hi i have been viewing this site as a guest for a day or two and decided to join,
there is some great posts in here i hope to add to the numbers and the avatar selection is spot on with my name hehehe.

Hello, just a little more Littered Trash

Hey guys, seasons greetings, Im here to join the gang and support a buddy!

Hello...over from littered...thought i'd join up and have a pog.

Jodrell Bank, sound a bit queer to me... ooh er... :)

Hello Children! Dunno if R*****y's gonna flip out when he sees yet another teotian migrating over... but I'd say it's all good :)

Hi,

My name is appropriate................maybe I'll post some pics.

err... I think I stumbled into the wrong forum... then I recognised some names above... and know I have definately stumbled into the wrong forum.

I don't have the time to keep up to date with the goings on at T and DM... how the fcuk you expect me to keep up with things on here as well... I need to get dual monitors, dual eyes and dual hands... then I can cope.

if you need me... i'll be at my desk

norfster in the noobsters !! ..WOWsters !!





ok...that sucked

you can get shot here for making stupid comments like that sat

prattman:gundie die die:gun

Sorry to inform you all, but I'm not dead yet. The mexican ninja's have failed you.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

what up dawg? Happy new year biatch!

w00t!!! CJ too... this is getting emotional

chesty larue says :
Hi,

My name is appropriate................maybe I'll post some pics.


hmmmm intruiging....

skids in my underpants says :
Hello...over from littered...thought i'd join up and have a pog.


Is that what the ad said? Cause it was supposed to be "snog." :D WELCOME! I'm still banned over there apparently even though I think Jesse is the sexiest person alive.

ooooh we're entering the first stage... be prepared for the old twat stick :D ... get ZC here so i can ban his ass....

CJ we are sending the Polish Ninja's next:wife

*wipes tear* it's like the whole mafia is almost back together *sniff*

Glad to be back on a forum with ya ttb :D How's life mate?

pvtpile :
CJ we are sending the Polish Ninja's next:wife


I married a Polish ninja, and every attempt to kill me has failed, except for this mysterious technique of slow death by greasy polack foods.... Noooooooooooooooooo!!!1111!!!!!one.

My devious plan is set in motion...
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CJ is a n00b ...CJ is a n00b...ster..





ok, that sucked too .

Welcome man

New here, found you guys on Littered.

welcome, rlucky1! have fun and post lots!8)

Nice to see so many familiar faces and such a warm-coloned reception.

Viva la T.A.B!

hello cj and all nice to see new faces:gun

As long as we're promoting random moments of firearms-based violence....

:nade:nade:nade;2guns;2guns:gun:gun:gun

:nutkick

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CJ :
Nice to see so many familiar faces and such a warm-coloned reception.

Viva la T.A.B!


CJ DUDE!!!!! have i offered you any fresh chilled goats yet man?

GOATS ARE MINE !!!!!!!!!

ants :
You can have the Goats.. COMIN THROUGH gotta grab the skinniest fresh noobster and make a run for it


That would be me... but watch out i make over 80 kilos ;)

welcome ad_noctum:p

WHAT'S UP MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Heeeeeyyyyyy look who's here! It's been a while since i've last seen u guys :D...

yo hoho how is all just saying yo to all and rock on....

hello patt i just noticed patt62 post count 1 now there something seriously wrong with that.
guys is the new thread button broken?
patt get your ass in gear son:hail

Welcome patt & Ad......loong time no see....now get busy like Han said...

hallo to everyone :mon :reef

aaaaah We have the mojo now, nothing can fail us

MOHOE !!!!!!!!

oh fook the MOBOT has arrived ;2guns

This calls for a celebration, ORGIES TIME!! :hump:kiss;ymca:neinkiss:wank:fishtime:shep:tag:mu ff:hit

hello i am glad to be here,all i gotta do is figure out the controls.

Hello, Sani...Welcom....and if u got any questions about them controls....just ask away...

welcome and congradulations on the promotion for at least saying hi!

Hey everyone, Majorhan brought me here...I didn't even know anything about it!! :) Just wanted to say good to be here.

Welcome, enjoy, ignore ants <joke>

welcome iso allways a pleasure to bring you anywhere lol the avatar rocks btw:droool:droool:droool:droool

awww thanks major!! Glad you started this place....

:hail:hail:hail:hail:hail

WHATS UP!?!?!?!

Hi a little about myself:

I was born the son of a nuclear physicist and a biochemical engineer. At the age of 9, I became the youngest ever person to win a scholarship at Trinity College, Dublin where I studied Literature and Arts. I graduated with honours when I was 11 and moved to the USA to study Law at Harvard. By the time I was 20, I had Masters' degrees in US Law, Irish and British Law, Art and Literature and doctorates in Philosophy and Medicine.

I then returned to Ireland where I studied in Maynooth College and was ordained a Catholic Priest at the age of 25. I was posted to Africa where I acquired the nickname Zulu. It was while I was there that I realised the benefits that robots can give civilised and uncivilised societies so I moved back to the USA and earned a doctorate in Robotics from MIT.

My hobbies are genetic engineering, microbiology and cybernetics. My greatest achievements include inventing Lithium Ion Batteries, pioneering keyhole surgery and developing the drug Viagra.


Personal Quote: "I am only a genius when compared to the rest of my species"

hello zulu can you make me a aimbot for wolf;2guns
but it has to be better then mojobots and freezins :gundie die die die;2guns

u can never make bots better then ours, they costs zillions of mollars, we r teh 1337 botters...we is teh ch4mp10ns!!:gun:gun

No problem Han, my aimbot will make mojobots and freezins bots look like bots for babies.:p When you use my aimbot people will F34r you :hail because you will be a ET GOD :hail , and mybe one day as good as me ;2guns Naaa that will never happen :p

ISO!!!!! Was it comfortable in majorhans trunk? I hope so, we lined it with velvet just last week. Glad you're here :D

To quote Simply Red... /7 If you don't know me by now, you ain't ever ever gonna know me.../7

Wassup all you crazy peeps??????

holy shiit the skirt wearing dude is in the house yáll....noobsters are on def con2 as of now backs against the wall and carry lube at all times;gheyer
anyways hi kilty long time no see bro and welcome to the house of noobs watch out for th3n00b he really is teh gaylord of this mansion and you wearing a skirt will only make him have a woody 24/7 of fook were doomed.

welcome to u kiltman, and if all the stories are tru, i know we'll get on just fine.:alc

well ok han... if you call a toothpick a woody. ;) wassup pytpile man? ltns

and what stories they been tellin you mojo? porky pies more like it... hehehe

Woot ! Kiltman in da house !!

and welcome Paddy

and hulooo isolated_rain !

Hey all,

Another Aussie here to drink the beer and shag the missus.
Just thought I'd have the courtesy to say hi before I did all that so.... um ... Hi!

Laters
BR

Damn all the Aussies!!! I want to go back! Australia rocks. Somebody send me a Primerib from Hog's Breadth Cafe!!!!

Welcome Black Poon !! ......readys up loob ! :D

Thanks for the welcome.
@ pvtpile - I could go a chickory burger with hogstail fries right about now... but maybe tomorrow :D
@ han - Thanks for the tip mate
@ satman - After the workings over I've had at a different site ;) you no longer need lube :D

Laters all... I fucking tired from work

welcome kilgore/hari :) . just wondering why the name change?

Hullo Hari !

Yo!

Still the same nick here. Different forum-style here..

:D

/edit, Upgraded man

Hi

lol the croissant eating noob nice title.

so i'm guesing everyone is pissed off at teoti, or something. i'm kman_311 back from the dead

Not pissed off man, just trying something different, more old skool as it were

And welcome

sounds cool i just noticed everyone was here. and no one was on teoti. but i really dont care eather way. i'll still have fun here and get in the dungeon there

hi everyone, hope your stay is comfy .... cos THERE ARE NOE EXITS!!!:devil

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Daaang. Looking good! Glad to be here.

Hi wolf...just wondering do u actaully play Wolf?

Whatsa Hapnin' N00bsters?!?!?!?! Props to the Major for telling me to come on over and check out the new site. Mucho Cool!!!!! :)

Welcome everybody! You like that Wolfen wait till I get done with what I'm working on right now

hello guys and welcome enjoy yourselves with th3n00bs tubby ass:spank

*shakes it*

Seems like a nice to place to get answers, WTF is up here, and do any of you still play Wolf?

HELL YEAH!!! you can usually find me playing on HKF under Gomer Pyle

you can also go to the wolf forum and check out what's up in there

Greetings all. I notice someone let pile in. Is that safe? Like, inside and all?

Han potty trained me but i still hump legs

You mean legs like mine, say?

anything with a pulse in it

Oh Christ, your OWN legs? Is that even possible?

It's a talent...

Hey, Docman is here. Sqd, Just so you know, there has been a long history of teoti branch off's that quickly died off. I hope this is different.

HELLO kman !! U afgani !! :D

Yo Dhalkar !!!!

yes, Mansoor.....I remember u dude ...LOL

Heeey Nazguul !! Start posting the babes !!

Welcome Herc !!

Hullo Wolfen !!

Hey LSU !!

Eigeeer !!

Griff !!

Docman !! Yeah, u gotta point....but fook that...just have fun dude.

*Sniff*, its like a reunion or something....Now lets all get naked and do th3n00b !!

Welcome u n00bs!! :p

hello guys dont walk on the grass here smoke it:smoke

So, any talk of a new clan or what?

Eiger Lock and load mofo!

Hello everybody.:)

wow, looks like we are getting a full house......did I see Naz???

hi rocklover! welcome.

hullo rockdoer !!

halllo rockhumper

:)

Rocks yes. They hurt your dick when you try to hump them.

WHERE IS SQUDNGUNS!?

now that is mutiny talk bhoy!!

jod :
now that is mutiny talk bhoy!!


mmmm mutton ;)

it wasnt me !!!!!!!!!!! :ROFL

This thread is a litteral orgasm of noobs :D

The best part of you mofo's ran down your momma's thighs and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! :D

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where the hell am i????:smoke;alco

Hey Lavane! How's it going? Bumped you up to Noobster

Lavaneeee !! Ur high !! Welcome dude

Welcome Lavane :smoke

YO IM HERE!!!!

BTY JOD THAT AVITAR ON FREEKY LITTLE DUDE AND KICKS ASS!!!

FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED IN THE MOVIE!

Well, I received a special email that directed me here. I like it, and am grateful for the opportunity to talk to each of you about how GH3Y I am for th3n00b. Please do not misunderstand; I love me the wimmens. but n00b makes me want to have hot monkey sex.

Thanks again!

Don't make me post the image again....

ok MasterV scares me....

hullo V and Khan ....

Hey Lavane, Sithkhan and MasterV, welcome aboard

And Yeah I love that Av as well :D

:kneel

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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whatup dewd :cheering

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnn! sup buddy :D Welcome! If it wasn't for you I'd still be dating my laptop.

hey skitzy, good to see ya man

Hello to all new member's.

Hello peeeeeeps!

Hullo GASman....welcome u n00b !! ;)

Welcome bi-atches:smoke

sithkhan better start fooking posting something! :D

hiya peeps... ;)

User Points?!11! What happened in here?

Hi y'all .... looks good here

welcome deez!

holla holla

Sup deez, welcome to hell!

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Yay, new icons ;woot ;woot

;reaper;csh;flash;frus;stevie;rave;para

hi all once again....................

once again ....HI !!! back to juuu !! ;)

Hi!
;flash

I'm addicted to smoke noobs to get high in the morning. afternoon, evening and at night.

hllo hullo u 420 :smoke:binge

Hi nexu. Try not to consume all the noob population. Keep ur smoking habits under control just to let them breed.

P.S.: Keep th3n00b for special occasions

Hey n00bs, just dropped in for a visit, finally finding my way out after getting lost for a few hours... send help...someone unplug me puter... I need help

Nice place... might have to hang out for a few

Peace,
WR

Welcome aboard WhiteRook, watch out for teh BlackKnight !!!

:can

HALLO 'Bishop to queen's four', lol, just kidding! enjoy the stay!

Hiya WhiteRook!

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Hi, everybody! jaran here, dropping by to check out this place :)

lol hello karbo or jaran welcome man why karbo?

It's my nick most places other than Teoti... The story behind the nick is related to lazy friends; the norweigan T9 dictionary on the first Nokia phones listed Japan and Karbo when you tried to write my name, so I became known as Karbo :P

HALLO ...CARHOE !! :D

Wassup man.

SUP K-BAR!!!!! :D welcome man :P

hey Jaran, show us some mad airplane skills :D

Hi, I'm George Michael and I want no jokes about my anal leakage on this forum.

So three rabbi's walk into a bar AND THEY ALL HAVE ANAL LEAKAGE Baaaahahahahahahha :(

^ :gun:gun:gun

What do three ghey Rabis with anal leakage do? Fingerpaint!

Let the flamin's commence, but remember the stupid banner said this place would offend.

What do 3 Catholic priests with anal leakage do ?.........REALLY turn Wine into Blood during Mass !

Whhat does a preist do with a bloody mass? I don't know I'm not catholic!

^^ Know that one should read, "What does a priest do with a bloody mass? Toss him in the trunk and dump him in the river."

What does the river do then?

Why do all the quier boys hav anal leakage? They hung out with the priests

Older gay men have to wear depends.

What do all people with anal leakage have in common with piratepoet....they all have anal leakage HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DON"T BAN ME!!! MY DOG JUST DIED AND I"M IN A FIGHT WITH MY DAD!!!!!!

I'll ban you because your dog died. Damn dude, you shoulda had a beter vet and a better dad that you don't fight with. I have mold, radon and found out that I've got anal leakage. I've got serious issues... and menopause.

Are you leaking blood from you anus?

Yeah, the dead dog didn't fit so well up there.

http://www.barcinc.net/images/180_dane_pup_2_.jpg

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5927/caine2xf.jpg

Hello

I am what you call a noob

Welcome aboard Karjala!

Dude you're retired!? AWESOME! How's that going for you?

Ping...

Did you bring marksysm?

Glad you stopped by printf... after the IR pwnn im still all wet and stuff... :yes

who pinged !!!

Whats up all? Finally found out where Mr. 'X' went (Thanks Pile!) denacron=brushape :p

holla denacronabrusha !!

*waves at denacron*

:)

Hey crusty old mofo welcome!

oh shit printf is here:gun

hi brushape there goes the neighbour hood:p

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Hi, I have massive melons.............pics soon ;- )

we look forward to it :)

chesty :
foamy :
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Hi, I have massive melons.............pics soon ;- )



As long as ur not a man !!!!!!!!

I need to get posting soon - I am in the middle of moving to a different home and between setting it up and working.... damn I am getting ooooooooold! :(

welcome man, this is the gathering place of the old republic :)

Just joining (with a little direction). Hope I can make may contributions.

hullo hullo !!

Welcome!!!



Do you have a brother?

Hello everyone!

Hello jalcon, welcome

JALCON!!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!!!! OK I lied :p

JALCON!!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!!!! OK I lied :p

Damn, and I felt special for a moment!

Welcome aboard!
:D

hullo hullo

whats happening

Hi, I want to have your little jalcon babies :D

Hello everyone!

Heres hoping babygirljade_x is not some 50 year old dude typing with one hand....

Sup stumpy. Better have a backup keyboard and monitor if you hit the vault.

dudes never shave your armpits....that shit sucks

dudes never shave your armpits....that shit sucksItchese like a mother fucker!!!!

Yeh itches.

Babygirl is too nice name to be a 50yr dude....

hey stumps, long time no yabber!

i think i need a new avitar...but i am lazy.

u want us to find u ju one then??

There is no sex in the Champaign Room ...

u want us to find u ju one then??
oh hell no...i stole this guys instead.

^^bwahahhaahahahhaaaa!!!

bumpity bump

Time for a banner for this place I guess

There you go wiggles. I find this one more fitting

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There you go wiggles. I find this one more fitting
thats just dirty....but dose she come with a hole allready in the diapers or do i have to cut my own? :lmao:

Decided to say hi again as I kinda disappeared after my last hello. Been up the walls the last few months as I told Han with new job. Barely time ot leave comments on forums let alone posting interesting content! L8rs!

James, stopping in to say hi, cause I'm... a n00b of n00bs as the case would be. Liking the forum tho.

Welcome James! Enjoy ur stay

glowing... mesmerising avatar...

sup james....enjoying raping our bandwidth :D

Hello all you sickos,
Figured i would drop in and see all the good stuff and noticed you did a major vBulletin upgrade. Good work. Don't know if i can give the site i moderate at a plug so i will just leave it at.
I came from IM.
I love the uncensored content.

sup man, welcome

One noob here :-P

welcome lord where you from how did you find noobsters.

KNEEEEL BEFORE ZOD SON OF JAGO! wait wait wait, Lord Jago? My bad. Welcome! enjoy your stay. How'd you find the place? Are you one of those uber 1337 web h4xx0rz??

lo jago, u barstard! there's my welcome!

Lord Jagof... nevermind. WELCOME!!!! :wazzup:

No wonder I could not find noobsters from my bookmarks :dknow:
Mostly I detest e-mail (I leave that for my wife) and phones :icon_chainsaw:
decided to look at my mail *finally*

Anyway hello again all! :hail:

BRUSHAPE YOU BASTAGE!:f-spank:

Lucky you didn't just scrap it for spam.

:explode: sup man! good to see you back.