New noob drop in and say hi

i use the tag, fir0 now.. but lets see when i re-install wolfet.. i have to download it again.. maybe next month, when our internet speed is increased.. 1mbs! YEEY! haha

you have no future here as ive seen your a regular somewhere else

So I cant be regular at 2 sites? you know how i am.. i dont share with the community.. i just post.. and i now have lots to post.. specially what you like nsfw.. but if you still dont want me its ok.. i wont see your forum anymore.. you just have to pm and tell me...

As the cold war continues... Meh. I'll stick to the good ol' komrade-style answer....

*opens another beer, mianders off*

sent the pm just after my comment here goodbye

lollerz ... most everyone knows the score, if not your loss ...

LOL,Well have fun ^_^ * *runs from thread* *

So, does this set the record for fastest ban of all time, going by time of first post?

So, does this set the record for fastest ban of all time, going by time of first post?

No, a few never made it that far :)

he is not banned

ohh .. so have you read my pm majorhan?

lol yeh i read your pm and replied i make a sammich and go check see whos online over there and guess what...........yup your online

lol yeh i read your pm and replied i make a sammich and go check see whos online over there and guess what...........yup your online

:nrocks: :wazzup:

Thank you.. you rock you know it... just.. can you show me to quote?

i dont think you get what i just said do you....ermmm you know what a nooblet is? nah forget it ill show you.:wazzup:

Nooblet? Damn, that's a new one in my records.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4655/lolxf6.gif (http://imageshack.us) Thought I'd lost my almost twin :D

Hahahaha, oh man, this is ridiculous. We don't still have the goatse pic up do we?

http://www.extraneo.it/goatse/images/sfondo_05.jpg

hey I am hobo....I just surfing around and got stuck here......so I decided to check you guys out....until I find my way out.......:sulkoff:

hey I am hobo....I just surfing around and got stuck here......so I decided to check you guys out....until I find my way out.......:sulkoff:

There is but one way out ....


:nrocks:

There is but one way out ....


:nrocks:


....and I would'nt recomend it....


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Trebuchet.jpg


oh....welcome :D

ah ...yes...the return of the trubuchet! One of my favorite ejectors!! :bonghit:

Dunno if this is the correct place to start of with a hi..... am new here obviously, and shall have a look-see. thanks!

Guess this means I popped ur cherry wit ur first thank2u. Welcome to the jungle man.

Hello my names Jay and I think I'll like it here.

Later..

hello jay, welcum

Hello I'm m00nkey
I play games with jod he told me to join. I'm kind of scared now

ya forgot yer zero's ya cabbage, and dont post any of "those" pics..k

Give me a chance you pleb

Hello I'm m00nkey
I play games with jod he told me to join. I'm kind of scared now


oh hell, were all doomed :icon_dontgetit:

I only play with him if he promises not to touch me

You said you wouldnt tell...fooker

I have the pictures bitch. That nose dildo thing is the bollox

Welcome Moonkey. Enjoy your buttsecks with jod. :D

Monkey, post the pics. It will be well worth your time...

I cant post pictures of jod he is our grandad

have you played his son at Wolfensrien? Fuck me the boy is quick

you twat

22/17 last time i played you, and you were a flame noob. Fa!th still kicks my ass

alocha from east europe

Welcome noob....now fetch the gimp, to break u in right

Any one here hunt for meteorites ?

Wow. I've been around a long time but I haven't made a hello POST as of yet... So what the hell, I'm bored; You're bored or you wouldn't be reading this, so why not.

I'm 31, Male, Brown hair, Brown eyes, Caucasian (mostly German / Cherokee Indian with a tad bit of French & Irish with general eurotrash thrown in) and I live in the midwestern U.S..

I enjoy a good conspiracy (although I take pretty much EVERYTHING with a serious grain of salt) and most of the time I'm bored. I always find entertainment in other peoples opinions, whether I agree with them or not. In short, I guess you could say I'm a JAMF *1.

-Regards,
-Boo aka:MostlyHarmless

*1 JAMF: Just Another Mother F*!ker

Hi there! Glad to join this community

Do a yahoo search for dwheadstone any you will see a few photo's few of the meteorites I have found here in AZ.

Do a yahoo search for dwheadstone any you will see a few photo's few of the meteorites I have found here in AZ.

Do a yahoo search for moonman and you are likely to find nothing as all i do is hang out here...:mod::welcome::welcome::welcome:

I did a search for moonman and all I got was this..

http://www.notquiteroyal.net/linnpuzzle/harry_potter/Moony_and_Padfoot__winter.jpg


welcome aboard dwheadstone & chimera9!!

^^I did not know that noob posted the painting of us. I want to know why he didn't send me my copy. Oh, noob....

fook off thats not n00b, his scarf is blue and green ... and he snuggles better

Slacker com

If you don't think so I will kiss you where the sun don't shine !
DW:rave:

I can already tell you are gonna be a lot of fun...

And I'm A old fart from the late 1960 and early 1970s
DW

Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

trait snapshot:

secretive, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, does not need to control others, solitary, ambivalent about chaos, tough, leisurely, does not respect authority, not aggressive, observer, abstract, impractical, dislikes leadership, daydreamer, bizarre, does not make friends easily, not a perfectionist, suspicious, rarely irritated, strong physical instincts, unsympathetic at times, risk taker, submissive, weird, sarcastic, strange

AND that's me in a nut shell !
DW

similarminds com/personality_tests html

If you have half a brain you will know how to link .
DW

Found this new Search Engine, and she is hot ! Have fun I did.
msdewey com

Oi DW... pleased to read ya.. 8)

If you don't think so I will kiss you where the sun don't shine !
DW:rave:


OOer... makin statements that may just come right back at ya.... lolololololol


Oi... Who's farkin about wiv the schemes...!!!

Bluddy bright blue n black goin on here the noo...!!!

(quaite naice ekchully....)

Hi guys
I'm another new noob.
Hope I can contribute something useful here.
Looks like a cool site so far.

wow.....just.........wow.

Hi, not a new member. First joined Peoti in 2003.
Just been gone for a while.
Cheers
Doc

Yeah so do I get to act as insane as every one else around here or do I have to earn that privilege.

You've gotta be initiated first...... two words..... brace yourself.....

Yeah so do I get to act as insane as every one else around here or do I have to earn that privilege.

I would suggest you bring some lube. Sometimes we run low around here but once the party gets started, there is no stopping it...Up to you:crutchs: :gathering:

Yeah so do I get to act as insane as every one else around here or do I have to earn that privilege.
If by insane your mean too cool for school, then yes, you get to act insane.

With every donation, you recieve a complimentary tube of KY lube. Lucky bastards...

Lubes for noobs. Nice.

Just popped in round here. Thought I'd say hi.

Gotta head full of shit and bucket full of sand.

hi, new here and have yet to take a look around.
:rave:

hi! im new at noobsters and it seems like and intresting place well look forward to meeting all of you.

oh... You will meet everybody starting with the GIMpster. Hold on, and where is the lube....

What do you mean by lube? i hope not what im thinking.

Hey Guys Just Dropping In To Say Hi Hope This Will Lead To Many Intresting Friendships.

What do you mean by lube? i hope not what im thinking.

No, no ! lube is just an old medicine used to calm down pain :-)

No, no ! lube is just an old medicine used to calm down pain :-)

You must be new here, haven't seen you before...:rotflmao:

MY MEDS!!! WHERE ARE MY MEDS...:fly:

You must be new here, haven't seen you before...:rotflmao:

MY MEDS!!! WHERE ARE MY MEDS...:fly:
IM NEW HERE TOO I WOULDA THOUGHT THE SAME

just a newbee... oh, well..

Hey Guys Just Dropping In To Say Hi Hope This Will Lead To Many Intresting Friendships.

www.match.com

www.eharmony.com

^ Ha Ha

:rave:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2685/11793775091kx6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

hey all from oz!, sci fi rocks watch lexx you'll see what I mean

Hey Guys - Another noob has a look around 8)

Welcome. Have fun. Or else....

IQ < 0
Don't tell it ! you could make some envious :D

New here as of today. Just looking around.

Great Avatar, eddie_south!

Since I just joined the noobsters ranks - thought I'd share this blast from the past.

Here I am in the summer of 1991 - Went Halibut fishing with my Dad out of Homer, Alaska, and snagged this guy in about 175 feet of water.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d169/thonl/scannedphoto-1-3.jpg

^^^I hope you are happy! You killed a 250 year old star fish. I will be notifying the appropriate authorities...

Unless someone else snagged him and kept him, he is a 266 year old starfish, now, because he went back in the drink right after that picture was taken...

^^^Do you have some type of proof of that? All I see is an endangered species with a hook through its appendage....SHAME, SHAME...

no -proof- but have you ever been up close with one of those things? They stink to high heaven, so I cant imagine wanting to keep it any longer than it would take to get the hook out...

Your going to jail. End of story!

BTW: I smells because you stuck a hole in it. I bet you would not smell real good if I stuck a hay hook through your guts...

You should be ashamed that you joined this forum. But welcome anyway. Don't mind moonman he had a thing with a starfish in highschool.

You Guys Are All Noobs!!!!

You Guys Are All Noobs!!!!

BANNED

Hi al I think I might fall in love with this site soon as I can view chicks

Welcome. Here's a bunch of chicks for you to enjoy.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/sallary/521px-More_chicks.jpg

Just dropping in and saying hi so hi.

what no Tesco?

I'm Satan,
Looks like a very interesting Forum, very original.
Hope I can contribute something to it :)

are u really satan, cos i want to sell my soul for some money to get beers and hoes

are u really satan, cos i want to sell my soul for some money to get beers and hoes

Of course I am mate :)
Tell you what :) just give me your soul and I'll write you an IOU :)

I would like one million trillion quadrillion dollars in my bank account, this shud just be enuff for this months beers and hoes :D

hi ... my name is george and i am from greece...

''what have left''...


http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/26/world/26greece.600.jpg


forgive me for my english ...i don't speak well...

Hi gio ! never mind your english ;)
Last events were big sh!t ! Without trying to be "voyeur", send some pics man !
I know what this means :(

hello.
my name samanfar, me love you long time.
:pnp:

Hey guys, I'm not really new, just had to make a new login. My old handle was Holo, donated a long time ago when it was still Tescosa (I think it was either $20 or $25 dollars back then.)

Anyways, just saying hi and was wondering if I have to redonate to gain all access again?

Hey guys, I'm not really new, just had to make a new login. My old handle was Holo, donated a long time ago when it was still Tescosa (I think it was either $20 or $25 dollars back then.)

Anyways, just saying hi and was wondering if I have to redonate to gain all access again?

Tokitung, you old Burgundian, you. How are Kevin and the dogs doing? Do you still have the Dacha just outside of Ryazan? Remember when Sid drank the two bottles of Vodka and sang Anti-Soviet songs at the top of his voice? Took us ages to get him released from Lubianka. He still has that odd walk, you know. Ah! Memories, memories...:fly::mod:

Hi. I'm Jeff. I live in a House as well. Thought i'd drop by and say hi.

Hi. I'm Jeff. I live in a House as well. Thought i'd drop by and say hi.

What kind of a House? :fly::mod:

What kind of a House? :fly::mod:

"Rising sun" perhaps ! ;)

Hi. I'm George W. Bush and I promise that I will

Hi. I'm George W. Bush and I promise that I will


Hi GW ! We still on for that hunting trip? You know ,,,,, The one where you bring Cheny and we invite ahmadineajad ??? ^_^ :jump:

This place looks so weird that it actually just might work for me.
I'm darksnap by the way, thanx for having me ;)

This place looks so weird that it actually just might work for me.
I'm darksnap by the way, thanx for having me ;)

Your username is as weird as this place ! :-)
So I think you may stay ;)
Welcome in ! :)

hi peeps thanx for having me

I am the Count Omar. Just a nick name that a friend gave me. Just wanted to say hello! And I'm pretty much quiet kind of guy. I will always say thanks if I leech and i will try to share a few things that I have with you all. Anyway, Cheers

The Count

Welcome count ! May you love your times here as much as we do ! Enjoy !

G`day guys
looks like i`ve found an interesting site, had a bit of a look around already and theres a couple of sections that look like real time killers...... SWMBO will love the conspiracy forum and the car and military areas look interesting too..
anyway, i`m troppo, i do a little 3d artwork in poser, do a lot of metal work (work and hobby) and i`m a hardcore escort nut (the ford kind you fools lol)
cheers all
troppo

hello everyone

Hi, my name's Uncle_Max. You may remember me from the T-spot about 2 years ago. If you're as old and stubborn as me, that is. I just almost never got online until this week when I got a hot new computer. So I may actually make it online to talk once in a damn while.

Hey everybody!

Welcome to Noobsters ! Pull up a chair make yourself comfortable and enjoy our fine wine ^_^

long time no see uncle

yes it has been. I really lost touch with the whole internet in general for the past two years, and the message boards in particular. Good to see your still hanging out, and I saw the mrs. on a post as well. :)

Yeah I think I'm stuck with her for the long haul ;)

Hey, Uncle_Max, long time no hear!

Well, the basic story, if you're interested:
Computer gets completely screwed up, I vow to never deal with it again.
I quit college as I'm only taking classes that seem fun (i.e., media culture) and not going for any degree.
College was my only high-speed internet source, besides bumming it at friends houses.
I start delivering pizza.
I save up enough to get a banging computer, but buy an xbox 360 and games instead.
one year later, enough more has been saved up, so I get a computer.
and here I am.
Oh, and I quit the pizza delivery business, so I don't have to go out in the terrible winter weather, and so I have more time for 360live and the internets.

Good to see ya again Max. It's been a while alright. 2 years damn. At least you found your way back ;-P

Hi all my name is Pablo and im an alcoholic weed smoker! I love this site and thanks to all!

Hi all just joined today.:muff:

I don't feel so weird now.... :icon_biggrinn:

Now you're just part of the big, weird gang. :-B

Hi... from Lancaster, PA

Hi Im Kyuri... Bring It On!

Hi there!, newbie noob here..:icon_hug:

Hi! I´m new and would like to contribute to this forum. Make me know what do you need about digital audio, music and guitar playing. I´ll be glad to help. Till soon.

Hello hello!

I'm posting in here in part to get my post count up so I can post in the download sections :p ;)
Still looking around the forum but it looks interesting so far.
Thanks :)

hi everybody nice to have joined you all

hi all here to do my duty

Hi, I found this col site by accident but if it's alright with everyone I'll stick around.

It is quite alright with me. But may I direct your attention to the little winking smilie face in the lower right corner of everybody's post? It's the THX2U button. Click it. Often, and everywhere. Then you don't even have to waste the time typing "thanks for this post", it adds your name right to the bottom. Thanks.

Hi... have a wonderful and exciting new year to all of us :uloco:

Greetings new Noobsters, I hope you enjoy your stay!

hello all..happy new year

Rhymes with Boob!:flasher:

hah! It does!

Hello crusher,
Our records indicate that you have never posted to our site before! Why not make your first post today by saying hello to our community in our Noobsters Discussion forum.

Why not start with your first post today and become an active part of Noobsters now!enough already....

Hi everyone, my name is John Crusher, I'm new, I've made a comment, now will that sign stop bothering me?

doubt it

Probably not until you "become an active part of Noobsters".
And even then, it will still bother you deep in your soul.
Thanks for sayin' hi!

Hello all....... i found this site through a rapidshare dl. It looks like it is going to be a good find!

hi everyone looks like a cool forum looking forward to future exchange:muff:

Hello and welcome to you both, glad our download advertising has worked. haha May I direct your attention to the little winking smilie face in the lower right corner of everybody's post? It's the THX2U button. Click it. Often, and everywhere. Then you don't even have to waste the time typing "thanks for this post", it adds your name right to the bottom. Thanks.
Enjoy your stay!

hello to all ppl here:f-beer2:

Yo.

Looking for a new forum site since the one I was at started to get shitty.

Well, peep the style and if ya like it, then make some posts :) Don't worry most of us aren't really as sick as we seem.

Greetings Nosilla, aleksandardr, apc boss, herb, crusher, datsdbomb, and Kyuri!! Welcome to this fine forum and I hope you all enjoy your stay. The Newbsters are some very nice and helpful folx...quite resourceful too.

I'm still a noobie myself and I'm enjoying this place immensely! Contribute regularly and you will do just fine. :f-beer2:

i havent been on this post in a while and the new members who joined welcome i hope more of you are like tony and littlegreg and his nosilla.

Yo.

Looking for a new forum site since the one I was at started to get shitty.

You'll like Noobsters, I'm here...

:fly:
:mod:

^^ LOL, so far I think it's pretty cool. ;)

Well, peep the style and if ya like it, then make some posts :) Don't worry most of us aren't really as sick as we seem.

http://wanxpon.free.fr/Noobsters2/orly.jpg

Welcome aboard new noobs ! :)

Hello I'm lala ..found this forum in a download so here I am ...can't wait to look around.

Greetings Lala! Kick back and enjoy this vibrant community! :f-beer2:

Hello all

any else think its a bit silly have to do 20 posts before you can see all the site?

No. No. and umm, no.

any else think its a bit silly have to do 20 posts before you can see all the site?

20? hell no i changed it to 40 a few days ago then you will see the light.:icon_hahano:

wow.....havnt been on here in a long time it has changed alot.....

Hi to all the freaks..o sh$t did I say that out loud... :cheeky4:

I actually DO think it's silly that it's necessary, but otherwise we'd have 3 million leechers, and only 50 commenters. Just remember when you hit the limit and get to see the whole site, that you CAN keep commenting after that. :icon_cheesygrin:

I actually DO think it's silly that it's necessary, but otherwise we'd have 3 million leechers, and only 50 commenters. Just remember when you hit the limit and get to see the whole site, that you CAN keep commenting after that. :icon_cheesygrin:


I'm a big downloader and i do agree.. but it sure is a pain :)
Other than that this is a very nice site... so far in any event..that's if u let me in soon enough..:flasher: :)

Aren't there cheese products named after you? For like Pizza and Tacos and stuff? (Just kidding m8, have fun)

20? hell no i changed it to 40 a few days ago then you will see the light.:icon_hahano:
Noooooooorrrggghhhh ..!!!! Damn man i'm struggling to get to 20, not to say even 40..geez, making an idiot of myself 20 times is hard enough now u want me to do it forty times...... :icon_cheesygrin:

Guys!!!!! No witty remarks, not even one !!...youre hurting my feelings here :cry_smile:

Hi 2 all from SouthAmerica!
I am Carlos, 36 y/o. Nice 2 meet u all!

Argento: We all kind of ignore the "New N00b Sign-in" for a week or so at a time, or it's crazy to try to keep up. But umm.... witty... "You better start making an idiot of yourself getting to 40, because once you reach Noobster, it's required". heh

CaLy: Nice to meet you as well, Welcome to Noobsters. Here's my official greeting message:
Have yourself a look around, enjoy the sites, post, comment, share, discuss, and otherwise feel at home here.
2 quick things: First, see the big yellow smiley face button in the bottom right corner of every post? That's the THX2U button. Click it on every post you see (ESPECIALLY thread starting posts), because it's just a nice way to say thanks and show people that you appreciate their posts. Second, try to put posts in a category that's vaguely close to what the post is about, and pick a post icon that fits the category. Follow these general rules, and you should be fine.
For anything else, see the FAQ's link off to the left side over there. Enjoy your stay!

ill give you a witty comment argento,
you have no future here at all.
bye mansoor.

wow.....havnt been on here in a long time it has changed alot.....

hello j-man the place has not changed at all you are thinking of another place.

ill give you a witty comment argento,
you have no future here at all.
bye mansoor.

And you call that witty... ? what are you braindead?
I do believe you are mistaking the illusion of power for a replacement of witt (or brain), though easily understandable for someone that resorts to one-sided actions rather than face the (evidently) jokeingly remarks in a conversation.

you seem like the kind of person that will kick his dog out of the house for trying to protect you by barking at a burglar.

Then again.. maybe your dog ran away on it's own... that seems more likely.

shame.

open your eyes you mongolian retard, (sorry, shouldn't put mongolians OR retards in the same category as majorhan... apologies), nobody had issues with Argento, get off your throne, or at least learn how to flush cause its starting to stink.

Feel free to ban me too, since we know you can't simply converse with reason. Anyhow, ust like your once forgotten dog, I personally don't want to be on a forum dictated by a moron.


Chrs.

PS. to everyone else.. all the best & hope you have a great stay [seriously] :)

cya shadow

cya vivid

cya kriz2

Hi I'm misstopia and I don't fiddle with livestock

Well that's good to hear. check stuff out, there's a lot of good stuff here, especially after you make your 40 posts. It's worth it. Out of curiosity, why, may I ask, is your avatar of a public hanging (or lynching)?

Hi I'm misstopia and I don't fiddle with livestock

You are the Shepherdess of Kut. You lure the garrulous and bind them with their incredulity as you float over the shifting, lisping sands of Mesopotamia singing the Song Of Tendentious Alacrity. I have spent many hours sifting the sand for old corks and have almost succumbed to your outragous blandishments on more than one occasion...

Do you still collect the Codpieces?

The hanging Avatar refers to an unfortunate incident at Stringfellows...:fly::mod:

Why is it that every time I think Pooka can't get weirder, he does and proves me wrong?

I'd assume Misstopia is a combo of "miss" (assuming she's a woman) and "dystopia" (bleak society). I'd say a world where a little kid sits on a tree swing directly next to a suicide is rather bleak. Or I might be reading too much into it. haha

If someone feels suicidal, then he'd rather come here & see what's going on !
Soon he'd kill anyone who wants to take him away !! :-)
Welcome to "another world" misstopia :)

Hi, my parrot died and now I am trying to find out who ate him. So all of you roll over right now.

Oh and if you have seen my hamster, please return it, I need it for tonights stew. I threw it in the Ocean to find my baby-kangaroo that ran off and I haven't found either of them since...

Your parrot was delicious ! tasted like chiken with a little smell of peanut !
Your hamster is safe, rolled with duct tape to avoid...nvm ! :sulkoff: I'll send it back asap !
Hi & welcome !

Baby kangaroos are more trouble than their worth.


WELCOME!

Heylo guys and guyettes .... God of Froggs is the name , random acts of Frogg is the game . Just sitting on my lily-pad and watching flies ATM ...... thought i would jump to a new pond to share

(In the deep voice of the double-machine gun guy in Wolfenstein) Guten Tag!

Ribbit back at ya MH

funay that might be the best introduction I've seen in awhile. But keep in mind, frog jokes are only hilarious for a short while. Welcome!
And make sure you push the yellow smilie face that says THX2U down in the bottom right hand corner of every post. It's just good manners. :rtfm:

Dont worry .... i am usually frickin hillarious , comes from having too many late nights and too much time on my flippers :ooo:

hi newbie noob here, im a big fan of greggs the bakers mmmmmm steakbakes

I have no clue as to what you just said, but HI! anyway.

I have no clue as to what you just said, but HI! anyway.
Maybe a long lost cousin of pooka's ?

Wild guess... (http://www.greggsthebakers.co.uk/) ;)

Ignore Che. He's one of those French ppl that you can never understand. I get his drift, but only because I read his posts daily. He grows on you. Like a fungus. :P

http://wanxpon.free.fr/Noobsters2/frog-toad.gif

Wild guess... (http://www.greggsthebakers.co.uk/) ;)

That place sounds delicious. Have you been there, Che? Welcome to all the new n00bs, I hope your stay matches your posts.

Well here it is, Hi

Welcome to you, lestot1973. I hope you have fun here. It is truly an amazing site. Be sure to push the smiley face button if you read what you like. It makes the people who add to the site feel appreciated.

Be sure to push the smiley face button if you read what you like. It makes the people who add to the site feel appreciated. Plus you get 10 points for your efforts :nrocks:

Hi there! >>>Give him the speech, Max.

Hi there, and welcome to Noobsters! Have yourself a look around, enjoy the site, post, comment, share, discuss, and otherwise feel at home here.
2 quick things: First, see the big yellow smiley face button in the bottom right corner of every post? That's the THX2U button. Click it on every post you see (ESPECIALLY thread starting posts), because it's just a nice way to say thanks and show people that you appreciate their posts. Second, try to put posts in a category that's vaguely close to what the post is about, and pick a post icon that fits the category. Follow these general rules, and you should be fine.
For anything else, see the FAQ's link off to the left side over there. Enjoy your stay!

Hi there, used to be a Tesco member ,lllllooooooog time ago.

Hey Jojom8, Welcome in. Don't seem to remember your NIC. Did you have a different handle in those days?
The rest of the team have already given you the welcome brief on another post so enjoy.

read my post directly above yours. haha And welcome, glad you made it across the craziness of the internets.

Hi there, used to be a Tesco member ,lllllooooooog time ago.

Truly, a lot of us used to be members of Tesco. This is a much better place. Welcome Jojomo8, enjoy the ride.

hi im a noob here just sayin hi

hi im a noob here just sayin hi

Welcome to the site, enjoy the ride. Keep posting and keep reading, you will learn a lot.

hi my name is anarchist and im recruting people to make a revolutionist group to fall in a cool way in somewhere Gods my reside.. more info will be said and displayed when trust and faith is confirmed in joo

Hi ! long time no see :(

hi my name is anarchist and im recruting people to make a revolutionist group to fall in a cool way in somewhere Gods my reside.. more info will be said and displayed when trust and faith is confirmed in joo

I'm in, boy ! Whatever can (must ?) be done to change this beeping world, I'll do it :gun::newburn:

Hi everyone, i am new here and looking forward to seeing you all on this forum.

hi my name is anarchist and im recruting people to make a revolutionist group to fall in a cool way in somewhere Gods my reside.. more info will be said and displayed when trust and faith is confirmed in joo

O RLY? Welcome anyway, ElCaste.

Hi everyone, i am new here and looking forward to seeing you all on this forum.

So olanz, if you joined in Sept 2007, where have you been? I mean if you're an undercover operative on a secret mission or something, the forum loves to hear a good story. Welcome and enjoy the ride!!!

Hi there, and welcome to Noobsters! Have yourself a look around, enjoy the site, post, comment, share, discuss, and otherwise feel at home here.
2 quick things: First, see the big yellow smiley face button in the bottom right corner of every post? That's the THX2U button. Click it on every post you see (ESPECIALLY thread starting posts), because it's just a nice way to say thanks and show people that you appreciate their posts. Second, try to put posts in a category that's vaguely close to what the post is about, and pick a post icon that fits the category. Follow these general rules, and you should be fine.
For anything else, see the FAQ's link off to the left side over there. Enjoy your stay!

what's up all, just another noob here.

Got referred from a friend, love the sight so far.

Well it loves you back. Take care of it and it will take care of you. Treat it like a bitch and you'll get f**ked like a bitch.

Yar. n00b be correct in that.

Hi all,

I am cront from India. Just joined noobsters :icon_biggrinn:

Hi all,

I am cront from India. Just joined noobsters :icon_biggrinn:

Welcome cront to the best web site on the internet. Please be sure to read, post and download anytime you want. Also, click the little smiley face at the bottom of every post. I will make the poster feel appreciated and will earn you ten points. Enjoy. Noobsters is a journey, enjoy the ride.:icon_biggrinn:

Hmm. What part of India? The hot part, or the cold part? Anyway, Welcome in, and don't poop on the kitchen floor, and we'll get along just fine. Have fun, make sure to post a lot. Trust me, it'll be worth your while (unless you leave little replies like "nice" or "great"; that shift doesn't fly around here... put an opinion behind it at least)

Hi! I was here before, but I'm back again. I got tired of standing around watching pvtpile stare at the site for hours on end, so I thought I'd do it from my own chair.

I trust little this new person who claims to know me. I SAY OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

..... I got tired of standing around watching pvtpile ......

Can't have been lurking for too long........Join Date: Apr 2008

Can't have been lurking for too long........Join Date: Apr 2008

no, physically standing behind him, reading over his shoulder.

no, physically standing behind him, reading over his shoulder.

Lil bit like HAN and the ma-in-law lookin over his shoulder Here (http://www.noobsters.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38025);-P

Hello. Mickbag here... a true Noob trying to get 10 posts up.

Gidday Mick. Take note of the comments above to all newcomers and go for broke!

Hello. Mickbag here... a true Noob trying to get 10 posts up.
Welcome and have a look around. There is something for everybody. Be sure to click on the smiley face to thank the poster for their hard work. Again, welcome and post now and post often.

hi peeps,im not a great talker well i do like a good chin wag it just takes me all day to type it ,can anyone point me in the direction of my name is earl season 3 episode 19 thanks in advance.

Newfags Post Ffs Or Get Pruned!!!

had 2 share this somewhere and all my G's and hoes basleepin....i have got the mpost nasty farts ripping ...4real man its making me leave the contaminated area.You know when the gassy stinkbombs from al qaeda make the owner bogue...you have reached a amazing state of being.....hi noobsie...i misses u snuggs....drop this :D
http://www.noobsters.com/forum/imagehosting/164812f00f1ce2c.jpg

Hello all, great to be here.:woohoo:

had 2 share this somewhere and all my G's and hoes basleepin....i have got the mpost nasty farts ripping ...4real man its making me leave the contaminated area.You know when the gassy stinkbombs from al qaeda make the owner bogue...you have reached a amazing state of being.....hi noobsie...i misses u snuggs....drop this :D
http://www.noobsters.com/forum/imagehosting/164812f00f1ce2c.jpg

And when Th3N00b is around, bring your own K-Y jelly, you will need it. Did you tell them about the goat, or maybe that was a sheep. I can't remember since my brain function is off a little......

Hello all, great to be here.:woohoo:

Mancel, welcome to the best forum on the web. We are more offensive than most, and these guys all have a great time. Please do not be afraid to post. Visit and read all the posts, being sure to click on that smiley face in the bottom corner of the post. It tells the poster that you appreciate their hard work and you get points besides. I was afraid to post, fearing the likes of Majorhan, Hyperex, th3N00b and Pooka. Now I find these guys are great. Fear not for I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all Noobsters. Now, go and experience the greatest forum in the business. BTW, don't do woohoo, or say your rully rully happy to be here, it gets Nooby's blood pressure up, OK? JTM.

Hello mancel !
At least one who respects the rules ! :icon_mad:

y0y0, im pretty new here, hope to see everyone around

ello been active for a while but never really on wanted to see what documentriesd u guys had

hi... im looking for whores

hi... im looking for whores

Hi ! How much do you pay ? :-)

There's free cheese in every trap, and why doesn't my avatar show up, am I too new here or what?

And cats eat both, cheese & mouses ;)
Guess yes ! Try posting some more ! :)

Well, I figured out that avatar and profile pic are 2 different things. Damn noobies! :icon_cheesygrin:

Yes sir, everything here takes just a little getting used to at Noobsters. You will fit right in, just beware of th3n00b with his bag of "tricks" if you know what I mean.......

Trix's are for kids?? (joke going way wrong)