majorhan
05-03-06, 08:21 PM
th3n00b and his two friends pvtpile and mojo are talking at a bar.
His first friend pvtpile says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend mojo says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
th3n00b says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
His first friend pvtpile says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend mojo says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
th3n00b says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."