majorhan
05-03-06, 08:08 PM
A gorilla walks into a bar. Jod comes up to him and asks him what he wants.
'A scotch on the rocks, please.'
He then lays 20 pounds on the bar.
Jod takes the money and goes to fix his drink. He thinks to himself,
'Hey, this is a gorilla, he doesn't know about the prices of drinks.'and gives 15 pence back.
He sets the drink and the money on the bar. Another bartender asks the Jod about the gorilla and he says:
'Yeah, he's nice. Go talk to him.' The second bartender goes to the gorilla and strikes up a conversation.
'Hey there. Ya know, we don't get too many gorillas in here.'
'Well, at 19.85 a drink, I ain't coming back.'
'A scotch on the rocks, please.'
He then lays 20 pounds on the bar.
Jod takes the money and goes to fix his drink. He thinks to himself,
'Hey, this is a gorilla, he doesn't know about the prices of drinks.'and gives 15 pence back.
He sets the drink and the money on the bar. Another bartender asks the Jod about the gorilla and he says:
'Yeah, he's nice. Go talk to him.' The second bartender goes to the gorilla and strikes up a conversation.
'Hey there. Ya know, we don't get too many gorillas in here.'
'Well, at 19.85 a drink, I ain't coming back.'