Fly Sex

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Ahhh...good to see chauvanism is alive and kicking. If the PC brigade had their way there would be no humour left in the world :icon_oyes: .... Even if they know it's true :icon_oyes:

Pretty sure this was something my dad once said, but it fits...

No ma'am, I'm not a chauvanist pig, you're just a smarmy bitch, that's all...