Paris screwing

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I'd hit it with a Phillips Head!

House of Wax was on one time and I thought, "Cool. A horror flick. I can handle this." When I saw Paris was in it, I almost turned it off. But then, I realized, Paris is in a horror movie. I bet she's going to die a horrible death! So I watched it.

I'd hit it with a nailgun

The strange thing is, there doesn't appear to be a screw there. At least she's willing to try.