"My God, it's Jesus!"

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at
another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar,
and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until
suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a
pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the
drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after
another.


After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for
the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When
he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis
I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets
go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all
my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a table in
trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The Scouser shouts, "F**k off, I'm on disability benefit
:icon_ballbounce:

Lmfao !!!!!!!!

hahahahahaha

Fooking priceless...:fly:

I am a dumb ass admittedly, what is a scouser? Is it a Scott? I got no clue.

From the Liverpool area of the UK

I am a dumb ass admittedly, what is a scouser? Is it a Scott? I got no clue.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/ ;-)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/ ;-)

thanks che, now I won't have to show you exactly how dumb I am on a regular basis.:redface:

good one!

i am australian, my boss is scouse and not long ago we were drinking with an irish work friend. we laughed then about being in one of these sort of jokes.

i am australian, my boss is scouse and not long ago we were drinking with an irish work friend. we laughed then about being in one of these sort of jokes.

Funny true story, we have an AUSTRIAN programmer here, my cube mate ( a rather naive lady ) was talking about him being German. I told her no, he's AUSTRIAN. Just then, I see him walking towards us just in time to hear her say, "I thought he would say more things like G'day and Crikee and such..." Yeah, neither one of has really let her get by that one!:lol: