long, hard wood

What do you do with a tree like this?

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3732/giantwoodzt2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


You make it into furniture like THIS::dildoballs:

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4981/mynewcoffeetableww6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

thats a nice cocky table (supposed to rhyme with coffee table) ..... not a bad idea to give someone a christmas gift!

I thought that the chairs had four feet & "one armrest" :bump: