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Noobsters > Noobsters Forums > NOOB SANCTUARY > Funny Stuff > Excuses PDA Excuses jod 11-27-06, 02:09 PM I can not come to work today because I do not have any shoes.!!! An employee phoned in at 9:00 am with the following. "My sister stole my money and I am out looking for her." The Rest (http://www.excuselist.com/work.htm) itp 11-27-06, 06:06 PM Haha! Some good ones there :) amk 11-27-06, 06:12 PM "I'm farting blood" hahaha. That one always works. DarkHelmet 11-27-06, 08:15 PM Im gonna have to print this and keep it by my phone :D che 11-27-06, 09:39 PM "I'm not coming in because I need a mental day." I need a day, every.....day ! :offtopic: :icon_censored:	Your Ad Here