neverending Movie Quotes Thread

post your favourite film quotes heres mine from scarface

"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

"I came to kick ass and chew Bubble Gum...and I am all out of Bubble Gum"

name the movie chump:wtf

They Live- Roddy piper LOL

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

scarface again loads of good quotes from that movie

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[During sex.]
Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy. Finch.
Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom, whoa!

Kevin: [after Stifler drinks the tainted beer] Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?
Steve Stifler: Fuck you!

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?

Michelle: Ohh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
Jim: [Choking on his beer.] Excuse me?

no need to guess which movie lol

lol pile

I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.

Reggie: Jack...tell me a story.
Jack Cates: F**k you!
Reggie: Oh, that's one of my favorites.

Jack: Class isn't something you buy, look at you, you got a $500 suit on and you're still a low life.
Reggie: Yeah but I look good

48 hours

"I don't know if I've been missing it." (http://www.bullshitjob.com/officespace/missingwork.wav)

Office Space

THE HORROR THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monty Brogan: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in caf?s, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!
25th hour. even though I hate ed norton :P

"See this? THIS.... is my BOOMSTICK!"

"Shop smart, shop S Mart!"

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."



Army of Darkness (1993)

"So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."


Boondock Saints

VERITAS EQUITAS!

Peter Griffin: Thanks, Tom. You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything. And that people is what grinds my gears. Tom?

Basketball Diaries

Jim Carroll: Time sure flies when you're young and jerking off.

"How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!"

"Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

Uh, no, Mr. Johnson."



Breakfast Club

Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.

^Appocalypse Now

Rhah: And if there's a heaven and God I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there, drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit. Because he left his pains down here.

^Platoon

Kumar: Rold? Is that you?
Harold: Kumar?
Kumar: Hey, are the cops still here?
Harold: What the hell are you doing?
Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park.
Harold: Jesus Christ! What'd you do that for?
Kumar: I'm fucking starving! I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.


Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Kumar: Yes... I think he did.


Kumar: Ahh...
Kumar: 'Scuse me, I just...
Creepy Guy: Huh?
Kumar: I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?
Creepy Guy: What?
Kumar: I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...
Creepy Guy: Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
Kumar: Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
Creepy Guy: Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
Kumar: No, it's just... I just...
Creepy Guy: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
Kumar: No, I just thought that...
Creepy Guy: You the king of the forest?
Kumar: I'm sorry?
Creepy Guy: What?
Creepy Guy: You fuckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
Kumar: Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.
Creepy Guy: Nice pubes.
Kumar: Thanks.

^Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

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Fitz-Hume: Did you hear that?
Milbarge: Yah, It's a dickfur.
Fitz-Hume: What's a dickfur?
Milbarge: To pee with. (http://www.gotwavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi?Spies_Like_Us=dickfur.mp3)


Prison Reporter: Mr. Ravine, how does it feel to have slept with a murderess?
Ned Ravine: It's better than sleeping with a Ninja Turtle. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106873/)


Flyguy: The name of this piece is called, my bitch better have my money. Through rain, sleet, or snow, my ho better have my money. Not half, not some, but all my cash. Because if she don't, I'll put my foot dead in her ass. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/betterhave.wav) ~#I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095348/)


just a few odd quick ones...

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
- John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
Austin Powers

Trustus: Do you cuss on your records?
Albert: Yeah.
Trustus: Do you defile women with your lyrics?
Albert: Yeah.
Trustus: Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?
Albert: Whenever possible.
Trustus: Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a simple dispute?
CB4: [pull out guns]
Trustus: Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?
CB4: Not a goddamn thing.
Trustus: You got a deal.

cb4 comedy flick well funny

Axel Foley: Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"

Goldy, she smells like angels..........................sigh

Nothing ever get's done because the world is full of people, who when these things happen, they all say, "these things happen!"

Ethel Merman - It's a mad mad mad mad world.

THIS IS A GIRLS BIKE!

Buddy Hackett - It's a mad mad mad mad world.

We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
- Tyler, Fight Club

FUCK!

every character - every movie - Ever

SHIT !

Many characters ...Many movies.....always

^^ Also what I just did in my pants :(

"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
GLADIATOR

"Guys whats the problem..."

"Well...errr...are you sure that was sounding ok?"

"Fellas, ill be honest it was sounding great.....but, i could of used a little more cowbell..."

Oi! Watch your mouth!

Vinnie Jones
snatch

i'm the juggernaught bitch!

Vinnie Jones
X3

Groan!!!!!! ^^ :(

mmmmmmmm yes oooooooooooh my god yesssssssss harder bitch.

I'll let you try and guess :P
"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown."
That quote is so amazing, I was just so dissapointed that it wasn't the last line of the movie.

Fast Times At Ridgemont High
"When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?"

here are a few of my favorites from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -btw, HST is a genius. Read his books. <-we'll talk about that when i have time to post a formal topic... anyway

Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye

Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

Raoul Duke: How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me

dam heard this was a good movie. gonna have to get it now!

Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room... Just for fun. ---------- Nacho Libre

"On the subway today, a man came to me to
start a conversation.
He made small talk, this lonely man,
talking about the weather and other things.
I tried to be pleasant and accommodating,
but my head began to hurt from his banality.
I almost didn't notice it had happened,
but I suddenly threw up all over him.
He was not pleased,
and I couldn't help laughing."

John Doe "Se7en"

Fuckin'... What the fuckin' fuck... Who the fuck...

Fuck this fuckin'... How did you two fuckin' fucks... Fuck!

- The Boondock Saints -- The FunnyMan

"you never go ass to mouth"

http://www.youtube.com/v/WM8LfTaknMg

:lol:

1.)
Who's car is that out front.

Mine, it's a 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I rule.

2.)
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room to jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.

~ American Beauty

Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups ...

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

"Never get even, always get ahead."

Try guessing this :
"Just look inside yourself and you'll see me waving up at you naked wearing only a cock ring"

i think i read that on the new noob say hi post.
most likely th3n00b saying it to head0fpins.
ghey fookers.

Try guessing this :
"Just look inside yourself and you'll see me waving up at you naked wearing only a cock ring"The last letter the th3noob wrote to GWB ?:mod:

i think i read that on the new noob say hi post.
most likely th3n00b saying it to head0fpins.
ghey fookers.:offtopic:

i think i read that on the new noob say hi post.
most likely th3n00b saying it to head0fpins.
ghey fookers.

Maybe :icon_wink: , but it is from an actual movie...

knowing them they probly made a fookin movie gay fookers

250 keys. 250 registrations. 250 cars!

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"


Good ole Goodfellas.

"You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother."

- Mystery Woman, The Blues Brothers

One for han

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the fucking sale of the century..."

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones... but nothin' will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me. [slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then, they tried burying me. [slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'.

Lets do what one shepard said to the other shepard "lets get the flock outta here"


Leathal Weapon

I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

The Shawshank Redemption

"Badges" We Don't Need No Stinkin Badges! and another one from the same movie Blazing Saddles
Excuse Me While I Whip This Out
There are so many great lines in that movie.

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"
- Don Corleone in The Godfather

"Badges" We Don't Need No Fuckin Badges!

"Badgers?? We don't need no stinking badgers!" - UHF

From the movie Dirty Work, not great movie but some great one lliners

Sam ... "Hey, pops. How ya doin'?"
Pops ... "Pretty good, son. Pretty good. I'd feel alot better if you'd brought me a whore!"

"Okay. No problem there, dude. Now you go back to doing something latently homo-erotic, alright?"

"Exactly. We'd be the first. With every genius business idea, there's gotta be a first. Like the guy who first thought of delivering pizza to people's houses. Or the guy who invented crack."

"back off man, I'm a scientist"

Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

'Goddamn rich cunt! I kill rich cunts!"

Jeff Goldblum - Death Wish

Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who once said... how do you spell spell Sartre?

For once I'm completely in agreement with my partner. I'm not going down there. Do you know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro.

Well of course their requests for subsidies was not paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha."
shrek

"How much blood are you willing to shed to stay alive?"

Saw2

"Is that hair gel?"

Cameron Diaz
Something About Mary

So you and your mom are both whacked?

I don't know that's that whole nature versus nurture question isn't? Was I born a cute vindictive little bitch or... did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that...

- Hard Candy.

Relatively soon, I will die. Maybe in 20 years, maybe tomorrow, it doesn't matter. Once I am dead and everyone who knew me dies too, it will be as though I never existed. What difference has my life made to anyone. None that I can think of. None at all.

- About Schmidt.

It's just black people demeaning other black people, using that word over and over. You ever hear white people callin' each other "honky" all the time? "Hey, honky, how's work?" "Not bad, cracker, we're diversifying!

........

Look around! You couldn't find a whiter, safer or better lit part of this city. But this white woman sees two black guys, who look like UCLA students, strolling down the sidewalk and her reaction is blind fear. I mean, look at us! Are we dressed like gangbangers? Do we look threatening? No. Fact, if anybody should be scared, it's us: the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD. So, why aren't we scared?

Because we have guns?

You could be right.


- Crash

I Know Its Cliche But It The Only One I Can Remember "say Hello To My Little Friend"

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You've given the quote, so tell us the film...:newburn:
The idea is quote and film title...:mad-pound:

I've been hearing rumours about your buttocks, are they true?
Word is you have a tatt on your left buttock of The Rape Of The Sabine Women - copied from the painting by Nicolas Poussin and your right buttock has a tatt of all the lyrics from The Richard Harris Love Album...:fly:

(cant remember who) Should we bury them? (clint eastwood spits his chew then says) Worms gotta eat too...

"Plans are pointless. Staying alive is as good as it gets" - 28 Days Later

See I know how to play the game..

"Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?"

/edit easy google one....sorry

King - Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash - Nope. Just me baby; just me.

- Army of Darkness

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
>Cool Hand Luke

"I'm the Pater Fidelus" "Are you bonafide?" " A man ain't nothing less he's got land" O Brother where art thou.

tonight we dine in hell
300

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Make my day!
Dirty Harry

Would You like to see my octopussy?

1983 - Octopussy (James Bond)

Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

1999 - The World Is Not Enought

Rocko: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...

-Boondock Saints :)

"Victims, Aren't we all?" -Brandon Lee, The Crow

"You complete me."


Jerry Mcguire

If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!


Gladiator

"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny rocks." -Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

LOve this one ....
[Talking to his psychiatrist about going to his high school reunion]
Marty: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
Grosse point blank - 1997

This one just kills me every time i see or hear it ....
Mr. Grocer: After we do your job, we're gonna do another job.
Marty: Tell me about it.
Mr. Grocer: Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!
Another from Grosse point blank

[Kinder has just finished a psychiatric evaluation of Reisman's troops]

Major John Reisman: So what does that give you?
Capt. Stuart Kinder: Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives YOU just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!
Major John Reisman: Well, I can't think of a better way to fight a war.
Capt. Stuart Kinder: These people don't know their enemy is the Germans. They think the enemy is their own United States Army!
Major John Reisman: Maybe that's because the Germans haven't done anything to them yet.

My message is too short because the above is in quotes? Fuck you, codemonkey that watches me!

My message is too short because the above is in quotes? Fuck you, codemonkey that watches me!
.....

"Right now, I can't remember if I fired five times or six. Do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?" Dirty Harry.

I think you've had enough beans- Blazing Saddles

"Stunt Cock" from Orgazmo

"They took the bar, the whole fucking bar"
"Guess what I am now...A zit, get it?"
"As of now, Delta is on Double Secret Probation" Animal House.

I am Speed- Lightning McQueen- Cars