mawk
10-31-06, 12:22 AM
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to
Dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
And tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She
Said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you." Whereupon he retired to the
Bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his
Tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if
You can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator
Dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
And tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She
Said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you." Whereupon he retired to the
Bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his
Tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if
You can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator