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How to speak Essex . . .

london_boy
10-30-06, 04:52 PM
A handy translator…..love the “cort a panda”



An altogether "invaluable" guide .....

alma chizzit -
A request to find the cost of an item

amant -
Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend")

assband -
Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc

awss -
A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost
("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day")

branna -
More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna
today, ave you been on sunbed?")

cort a panda -
A rather large hamburger

dan in the maff -
Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the maff")

eye-eels -
Women's shoes

Furrock -
The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre

garrij -
A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink
the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper")

Ibeefa -
Balaeric holiday island

lafarjik -
Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik")

oi oi! -
Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during
banging dance tunes at clubs

paipa -
The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport

reband -
The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a
lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig")

Saffend -
Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world.
The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders
go on holiday

tan -
The city of London , the big smoke

webbats -
Querying the location something or someone is.
("Webbats is me dole Card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour")

wonnid -
1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police

zaggerate -
To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is.
("I told ya a fazzand times already")



:lol:

th3n00b
10-30-06, 05:05 PM
:ftw: Those aren't event WORDS!

majorhan
10-30-06, 10:17 PM
i agree with you noob its like a diffrent planet they come from

innominate
10-31-06, 02:08 AM
Whahahah, I love it. My GF is from London, and she is always getting pissy about the easterners :)

satman
10-31-06, 02:50 AM
What Fooking Language Is It !!

satman
10-31-06, 02:51 AM
fooking FF 2.0 ....I TYPE IN CAPS AND IT AUTOMATICALLY SETS IT BACK TO NORMAL !! !!!!


i LIKE IT !!

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