Figure it out

Here's the way to play.....I give a punchline to a Joke, you figure it out and post the Joke...

If it's correct you are in charge and do the same as I did...wanna play?...good..if not, piss off and go to another post of another nekid lady you won't ever have sex with

Heres Mine....Linoleum

Q: What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? A: Linoleum Blownapart

Is this right?

lol....funny but no.............the answer is one word...Linoleum

Hint: a Black lady goes into a drugstore and asks for help...she needs help locating the feminine products....

TAP< TAP< TAP.....Is this thing on?

Whats that shit they put on bathroom floors that make you slip and fall on your ass?

Q: How many th3n00bs does it take to apply hygiene products to a black lady?

A: Linoleum!

The clerk shows her where the tampax are located....he asks her what size she needs....she says she isn't sure...he says, hmmm...well whats your _____
_____ ?

i got no idea. but i like the idea

10,9,8,7,

Flow Like? hahahahahahahahahahahaha

a Black lady goes into a drugstore and asks for help...she needs help locating the feminine products....
The clerk shows her where the tampax are located....he asks her what size she needs....she says she isn't sure...he says, hmmm...well whats your flow like?.........She says Linoleum!

good one. try another

Yeah do another one. And pick a funny one this time so we'll know it.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l106/OurPreciousn00b/Misc-OhSnap.jpg

Okay, I know its not my turn but I will entertain until Mawk gets back.
I will start easy.
Punch line: A frog in a blender.

What's red and green and goes 100mph?

What's less offensive than a baby in a blender?

nothing. HAR HAR HAR

OP got it. Go ahead.

ok, here we go:

What, I thought you said "punch that fag in face"

HAR HAR HAR HARHAR wait I know this one:

A man is arrested for punching Patrick Duffy in the face. While he's being dragged off the officer asks a bystander what happend. The bystander say's I just told him to punch that bag in the face, because his mother was standing on the other side of the street. Then Keannu Reeves shouts, "What, I thought you said "punch that fag in the face?"

LOL, n00bie got it

Her head and shoulders were found on the beach

Some bad astronaut joke I can't remeber

Okay, here you go:

They might call you MOM but to me you'll always be FESTERING SLUTWHORE!

What did th3n00b write in his most recent Mother's Day card?

correct SIR!

r0xx0r! ok:

So the clown says, "OK, I understand the dead monkey, but what do I do with Brian Peppers?"

SWEET! I love this one!

2 gimps are walking down the street and they say, "OKAY everyone who is NOT a child molester can do a barrel roll!"

corrrrrrect, sir!

OSSOMZ here's one.

"FTW? I said let's go HUCK my dead grandmothers corpse!"

Picabo Street comes across Franz Klammer standing in a opened grave, straddling Picabo's grandmother's corpse. Picabo says to Franz...


(Note: hucking: extreme skiers have been using the term for years in reference to hucking or skiing off a particularly dangerous cliff or ski area.) (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hucking)

OMFG! How did you get that! I have no idea, just , wow. Good job to you sir.

This thread has gone downhill since it started. Way downhill.

Yeah if by dowhill you mean TOTALLY SAVED!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l106/OurPreciousn00b/THREADSAVE.jpg

exactly what i think.

I hereby put this thread up for adoption....I no longer want this mutant

I hereby put this thread up for adoption....I no longer want this mutant

I ain't taking it. I don't want my prints on this debacle.