Good Bad Oh Fuck!

Good: Your wife won't talk to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Oh fuck: She is a lawyer

Good: Your son in growing up
Bad: He has an affair with an older woman
Oh fuck: You have an affair with that same woman

Good: Your son is spending too much time in his room
Bad: You have found porn movies in there
Oh fuck: You star in some of them

Good: Your husband agreed on "No more children"
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Oh fuck: Your daughter has taken them

Good: You have a talk with your daughter about protection during sex
Bad: She keeps interrupting you
Oh fuck: She keeps correcting you

Good: Your son has a first date
Bad: With a guy
Oh fuck: He's your best friend

Good: Your daughter found a job right after graduation
Bad: As a hooker
Oh fuck: Some of her clients are your friends
Disaster!: She makes more than you

Good: Your husband has a good fashion taste
Bad: You realise he's wearing your clothes
Oh fuck: He looks better than you

Good: Your boss is out of work today.
Bad: Because of the IRS.
Oh Fuck: You keep all the books and have signed docs.

Gross: Throwing your underwear.
Grosser: It sticks to the wall.
Grossest: Come back 3 hours later it's 2 feet farther up the wall.

good:i had chilly for lunch
bad:i had chilly for lunch
oh fuck:i just shit my pants.....no really i did,

good: your girl agrees 2 a 3sum
bad:it's with anotha guy
oh fuk:the otha is yr dad!!
eat that shit!

Good: noobsters get's a new member
Bad: Crap it's mohoe
OH FUCK!: it's nghiepdiu!