tamsnod27
10-23-06, 09:54 PM
There was flight bound from the East Coast to California when the captain was alerted that there was a blond making a disturbance in first class. The flight attendants, the purser, even the air Marshall had tried to make her go back to her seat in coach, but she just kept yelling at everyone, “I’m blond, I’m pretty, and I am going to California in first class!”. The captain didn’t want to go back to the airport, so he said to air Marshall, “You know, I’m married to a blond, can I take a stab at it before we have to inconvenience all the other people on this plane?” The air Marshall, not wanting to have this miss fall on him either, told the captain that would be fine. So the captain walked back to the blond and said, “Ma’am, why are you sitting in a seat you don’t have a ticket for?” She replied, “I’m blond, I’m pretty, and I am going to California in first class!” With that, the captain leaned down, whispered a few words in her ear and the blond immediately grabbed her stuff and practically ran back to her seat in coach. The captain started to walk back towards the cockpit when the air Marshall grabbed him and said, “Whoa, partner, you have to tell me what words of wisdom you said to her to make her go back to her seat. The captain looked him dead in the eye and said, “I just told her first class isn’t going to California.”