One Of Those days...

OK so these fookers have a shop dedicated to bench maintanence. OK I wouldn't have so much of a problem if they were worth a shit but they are pathetic.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2989/tacair1je1.jpg

So I make a stink about 2 weeks ago and get them to let me do bench maintenance.

Well guess what.

They want me to take over all bench maintenance in the shop and work on all the stuff on my backlog also. Should I walk on water next?
:flames:

You made the fatal mistake of being good at something and showing a better way. If you wanna move up into management, you cant be good at shit other than blaming everyone else when it all goes wrong, and taking sole credit when it goes good.

cool looking coffee machines man now get to work.

Jeeze dude, if I hadn't already accepted xint as my lord and saviour....

question, so wat is it????

question, so wat is it????

http://www.lockheedmartin.com/wms/findPage.do?dsp=fec&ci=16787&rsbci=0&fti=126&ti=0&sc=400

yer being negative man.... alll ya need is....errrrr.... some....crimpers...oh fook I dunoo

What your not already walking on water? SLACKER :D

You know your so good you have oceana afraid your going to be taking over as there supervisor positions inbetween bench cals.
:D

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.

2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1 .

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. Stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

13. Following the rules will not get the job done.

14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".

16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Some of those are good Che. Like the last one. It's a bit like a work meetings which I always attend. The main reason being, if you're not there then you're going to get nominated to do all sorts of sh1t! Thats why I attend all meetings so I can tell any fookers to p1ss off if they ever try to palm off extra work to me. Simple. If you're not there then you can't say no.