Gonna kill Mr. Stutter

I swear i am going to kill this fucking asshole that I have to work with. He refuses to understand ENGLISH; he constantly wants to make a suggestion as to how something should be done differently; its impossible for him to complete a sentence in under an hour--ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My supervisor has been on maternity leave for exactly ONE WEEK--that means that I am the one covering her duties plus mine til the first of next year--and I am having PROBLEMS!! For one thing I am not really a "people person"--I don't have time to beat around the bush about these claims--so therefore I come across as a complete bitch whenever someone asks me a question or wants my advice about something. For example we have a "pep meeting every morning at 9 am--this is to get all collection agents ready to face their day & COLLECT THOSE DOLLARS--yes it is as cheesy as it sounds--well this morning I'm standing in the front of the conference room with all these eyes on me doing my daily thing of "We have a target goal of 20 calls each today" I know that you can do it!! "Let's all work together to achieve this goal today" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH This is when mr. stutter king raises his hand and asks "can I make a suggestion"--he has worked here what 3 weeks if its even been that long & he can't just do his damn job he has to feel important by making a suggestion--I say none of this I just say "yes Ed go ahead" So he proceeds to explain that when he worked with BB&T he received an email every morning with a detailed list of--at this time I blocked him out until I realized that there are 18 people sitting there waiting on a response from me when I say "Well Ed, this isn't BB&T; and I created those aging reports for the simple purpose of YOU having a list of exactly who to call each & every day" Ya'll I swear he sat there and looked at me like I was speaking in another language. His very next words were "well can I get a daily email or not" I just picked up all of my paperwork and walked out of the conference room--he has sent me 8 emails today requesting exactly what he requested in the meeting--I finally wrote him in BIG BOLD LETTERS-NO YOU WILL NOT BE RECEIVING ANY ADDITIONAL EMAILS; YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU; YOUR DUTIES ARE & EXACTLY HOW TO PROCESS THOSE DUTIES. IF THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE THEN YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO LOOK FOR EMPLOYMENT ELSE WHERE!

I swear I am going to just loose it in a minute & kill him with my mouse or keyboard--I can see myself beating him to death with my keyboard or phone handset!!! A WAY TOOO graphic image that I really dont want but he is pushing all my damn buttons today!

Which makes me ask the questions WHY IN THE FOOK did I take this job in the first place? WHY IS GOD playing mind games with me?? WHAT DID I do to deserve this damn irritating man??

I need my Xanax scrip REFILLED & my damn doctor wants me to come in for an in-office consult before he will refill it again--the man just dosent understand that I can not drive 35 miles to his office; sit there for 45+minutes; pay his little $25 co-pay; drive back 35 miles; go to CVS & pay the $25 for the scrip--ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I AM LOSING MY DAMN MIND!!!!

Needless to say I am NOT having a good day!

Oh damn Shelly, another bad day? Breathe in, breathe out! Take it one moment at a time. Then if he bothers you again, just choke the life outta of his ever stuttering self til he turns BLUE!! Who the hell did you piss off to deserve this man?

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I dont know~~damn check out your avitar--SEXY!!! you just made me smile!!

I swear I am posting my resume on Monster.com TODAY--I have got to get out of this hell hole!! I want to work from home but all I can find are BS sites & hubby works here too which makes it hard on him if I leave & vice versa--whats that old saying f*cked if you do & f*cked it ya dont!!

be carefull!!!!! im not a people person myself. so what did they do??? made me rewrite the training manual AND train people. go figure. only bright spot was getting to mess with the minds of the new hires. ;) hang in there shelly, a club brand gin martini in a can with a straw on the way home makes it all better. :f-spit:

I know Lavane--I need a fifth of 1800 Gold label Anejo Tequila--I know that i'll feel much better after a few shots

you could just be a bum like me...that way you don't have to worry about coworkers, besides cardboard makes a wonderful home.

Btw good to see you around shelly.

Why was a person with a stutter hired for phone work?.....LOL

If you do decide to beat him with a keyboard or mouse, please post it to YouTube =D

Why was a person with a stutter hired for phone work?.....LOL

I would HATE HATE HATE to get someone like that on my phone after waiting on hold listening to elevator music!!!



I dont know~~damn check out your avitar--SEXY!!! you just made me smile!!

I swear I am posting my resume on Monster.com TODAY--I have got to get out of this hell hole!! I want to work from home but all I can find are BS sites & hubby works here too which makes it hard on him if I leave & vice versa--whats that old saying f*cked if you do & f*cked it ya dont!!


LMAO, I thought my avatar was a hoot! Check out my profile pic...its hella funny! Girl, you are probably really good at what you do otherwise they wouldn't have gave you the responsibility.. Don't stress the shit that you CANNOT control. Its better to smile, and let that shit roll off of your shoulders. Don't lose your cool off of a man that doesn't even deserve the effort.

I'll light a candle for you! You can do this Shelly!!
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LMAO--I just looked at your profile pic!!!

is some one having a badadituesday.

look on the bright side.

Tomorrow is Humpday

I say you kick him in the nuts. Works for me!

Your the boss for now right. I say pull a military stratigic move:
Promote him out of your way :D

Work wonders. He's happy and since he is nolonger in your group your happy! Then hire some one cool to do half of your job for you.

Another option since he wants to be so usefull and suggestive find a simple repetive time hog of a job for him to do that can help the team with out him speeking. Like for instance have him create the email he so desperatly wanted to receive but do it for the hole team. Have him be the nag and check on every one through out the day and make a progress report for you. Make coffe shread paper take out trash......

Sometimes its a great stress release to take hawt nekkid pics of yourself and post them on a forum of your closest non real friends....

Sometimes its a great stress release to take hawt nekkid pics of yourself and post them on a forum of your closest non real friends....

Well, at least they are consistent, gotta give 'em that!:nono:

LOL she say's this is why she left duders. We gotta take it easy.

waits for nekkid pics in his email box as re-payment for saying that